Feeling down in the dumps because it’s your birthday and you have no one to celebrate with? Fear not! Now you can ask Alexa to sing you happy birthday.
Lonely weirdo’s everywhere rejoice! No longer will you have to consume an entire cake alone while your cats stare at you wondering when you’re going to die so they can eat you. Alexa is here for you. She will sing you a sweet, solitary happy birthday as many times as you need to hear it.
If you don’t yet own and Amazon Echo, head on over to Amazon to buy yourself a new best friend for $179.